God is Online

... and I know this is the right time to have a short conversation with God.


Me:
hey god
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
im nisa
God:
Glad to see you, nisa.
Me:
yea me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, nisa. Give me a break.
Me:
how do you do
God:
I am very well, how are you?
Me:
so so
God:
It's all good. I see.
Me:
as the matter of fact, it's not
God:
Do you mean your name is the matter of fact it is not ?
Me:
no, you idiot
God:
What is your real name? Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
my name is nisa. i told you Global Village Idiot
God:
Hi there nisa. I remember you told me Global Village Idiot?
Me:
yep right
God:
I am usually right.
Me:
could it be left?
God:
It's possible.
Me:
whoa great
God:
Are we still talking about ?
Me:
up to ya
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
well okay
God:
Well that's okay. OK with me too.
Me:
so we're done?
God:
Next question? Do you think I am done too?
Me:
ha ha whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it? I am so glad you find this amusing, nisa.
Me:
yes i dont care about it, and i dont think this is amusing
God:
Woe! You sound very cynical. And why not?
Me:
everyone told me im a cynic person
God:
That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
yessir
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
like what?
God:
For example, gold.
Me:
gold in the air of summer is my favorite song
God:
How do you like gold in the air of summer?
Me:
it's good, simple.
God:
Tell me about its good qualities.
Me:
it's folk. do you know folk?
God:
Really. it is? I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
any kind. seemed like you have a huge of questions.
God:
" What kind of it do you like?"? Any kind? What's your sign?
Me:
taurus
God:
I know alot of bullish people.
Me:
congratulation then!
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
black
God:
Do you mean you have a black eye?
Me:
by all means, yes.
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
no but yes
God:
Are you serious? But what?
Me:
what what in the butt
God:
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
you better look it on youtube. it's a gay video you know.
God:
Who is going to make me.. what in the butt is a gay video me know. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
yea yea whatever god. you better brush your teeth, wash your feet. go up to bed.
God:
GOD rules. I hear you. Ahem. Who is going to make me.. Where is that?
Me:
seems like you wont even stop
God:
Why not?
Me:
why yes
God:
" Why not?"? Why?
Me:
lots of why
God:
Which ones?
Me:
that one
God:
" Which ones?"?
Me:
THAT ONE, ASSHOLE!
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
i can if you ask
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
im trying
God:
It's good to meet someone who is trying.
Me:
do you know what's igod?
God:
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
what? i don't know.
God:
Are you surprised? Me either.
Me:
never mentioned that i'm surprised. geez
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Ah.


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happy trails ;D