oh well hello first week of holiday

these are what I found while browsing for - well, sort of some inspirations on the internet during my first week of holiday:


reminds you of: zipper



reminds you of: Hercules



reminds you of: big hot dog with big mustard and big ketchup



reminds you of: elephant



reminds you of: may(be) the force (not) be with you, Darth Kitty



reminds you of: zebra, o' course.



reminds you of: another elephant



reminds you of: prevent illegal logging. reforestation. global warming. panas. sumuk.


and the twins is my favorite:

reminds you of: stuck with your papers? just search on the wiki then copy-paste one or two lines on your unfinished paper. voila, you got A+


well, happy boring holiday folks!

God is Online

... and I know this is the right time to have a short conversation with God.


Me:
hey god
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
im nisa
God:
Glad to see you, nisa.
Me:
yea me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, nisa. Give me a break.
Me:
how do you do
God:
I am very well, how are you?
Me:
so so
God:
It's all good. I see.
Me:
as the matter of fact, it's not
God:
Do you mean your name is the matter of fact it is not ?
Me:
no, you idiot
God:
What is your real name? Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
my name is nisa. i told you Global Village Idiot
God:
Hi there nisa. I remember you told me Global Village Idiot?
Me:
yep right
God:
I am usually right.
Me:
could it be left?
God:
It's possible.
Me:
whoa great
God:
Are we still talking about ?
Me:
up to ya
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
well okay
God:
Well that's okay. OK with me too.
Me:
so we're done?
God:
Next question? Do you think I am done too?
Me:
ha ha whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it? I am so glad you find this amusing, nisa.
Me:
yes i dont care about it, and i dont think this is amusing
God:
Woe! You sound very cynical. And why not?
Me:
everyone told me im a cynic person
God:
That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
yessir
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
like what?
God:
For example, gold.
Me:
gold in the air of summer is my favorite song
God:
How do you like gold in the air of summer?
Me:
it's good, simple.
God:
Tell me about its good qualities.
Me:
it's folk. do you know folk?
God:
Really. it is? I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
any kind. seemed like you have a huge of questions.
God:
" What kind of it do you like?"? Any kind? What's your sign?
Me:
taurus
God:
I know alot of bullish people.
Me:
congratulation then!
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
black
God:
Do you mean you have a black eye?
Me:
by all means, yes.
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
no but yes
God:
Are you serious? But what?
Me:
what what in the butt
God:
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
you better look it on youtube. it's a gay video you know.
God:
Who is going to make me.. what in the butt is a gay video me know. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
yea yea whatever god. you better brush your teeth, wash your feet. go up to bed.
God:
GOD rules. I hear you. Ahem. Who is going to make me.. Where is that?
Me:
seems like you wont even stop
God:
Why not?
Me:
why yes
God:
" Why not?"? Why?
Me:
lots of why
God:
Which ones?
Me:
that one
God:
" Which ones?"?
Me:
THAT ONE, ASSHOLE!
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
i can if you ask
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
im trying
God:
It's good to meet someone who is trying.
Me:
do you know what's igod?
God:
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
what? i don't know.
God:
Are you surprised? Me either.
Me:
never mentioned that i'm surprised. geez
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Ah.


well yes, it's not a god. it's a just a man-made program responding to your question. wanna make an interesting yet funny chat with god? click here.

happy trails ;D

dang, my parents just joined on Facebook!

for those who think old people on Facebook are uncool, well I proudly present you this blog.

happy trails ;D

for me, personally, old people on Facebook (esp. parents) is just another crappy phenomenon. my first thought said, they're gonna easily bored with it sooner or later. but to think of it again, it's just getting worse day by day. first your mom, then your dad, the other day you get your uncle writing on your wall, and the next week, great, all of your dad's work mates are on your friend request. okay, I know they have their own rights to join on Facebook, but SRSLY it's like they're going to take your privacy away. and honestly, it sucks.

Howling

when the night crawls up
and someone's abruptly in doubt,

you're cradled by a lullaby
while I'm whispering you to die,

the most coward trick that ever done
by an evil, Lucifer's son.

Desirable Things

since tomorrow is my birthday, I think I deserve to - well, at least - dream on several things I reaaalllly wanted in my whole life as birthday presents, or common presents, or whatsoever presents. here they are:

Nikon AF-S NIKKOR 50mm f/1.4G Lens

say no more, this lens is authentically awesome!

MacBook 

and I really really really reaaaaaaaaaally need this! White MacBook atau MacBook yg baru itu sebenernya cukup, tapi kalo liat MacBook Pro rasa-rasanya kok ngeces yaa.. oh Bos Besar, ayo acc-lah proposal ku kemarin....

Sennheiser Headset

 

headset si iPod sudah rusak. ingin beli namun ga ada uang, jadi berharap sekali diberi hadiah si Sennheiser ini.

Volkswagen Beetle

mobil yg paling gw inginkan sepanjang jaman, melebihi Mini Cooper, tapi agak susah untuk mewujudkannya.

Michael Kors's Outfit
 

he could be my most favorite designer of all time. I know his clothes are friggin' expensive, but I want it, at least just one piece!

Money (lots of money!)

 

I am not a money oriented type or whatsoever, but hey what could I say.

Polaroid Films
 

money is legit. tapi kalo disuruh milih minta dilempar duit atau sekardus besar film Polaroid, gw pilih dilempar sekardus besar film Polaroid dikarenakan langka dan harga dengan isi per-pack-nya enggak sebanding.

Radiohead Ticket

Radiohead adalah band yang ga-mungkin-gw-ga-nonton-mereka-kalo-konser-di-sini. gw heran kenapa mereka enggak dateng-dateng juga ke sini buat bikin konser padahal fans-nya seabrek-abrek. and it could be the greatest birthday present of my life if they're coming to Indonesia (especially Jakarta) this May! yeah, I know, I should get a life at this point -_-

end of note: semoga dengan bertambahnya umur bukan hanya mengurangi jatah hidup gw di dunia tapi juga memberi manfaat lebih baik untuk ke depannya khususnya buat gw umumnya buat semua orang. amin. cheers!

software-asli.com: as real as it gets

I've just seen this  software-asli.com ad on iklan indonesia. as you can see, the tag line and the execution is highly well done. 

feel the similarity?

great concept. benar benar software yg asli massss (Y)